Urdu funny shayari, or Mazahiya Shayari, is a treasure trove of wit and wisdom that turns mundane moments into laughter-filled memories. Rooted in everyday experiences, relationships, and societal quirks, it uses playful wordplay and satire to tickle funny bones while subtly critiquing norms.
This genre has charmed generations from Anwar Masood’s sharp humor to Zareef Lakhnavi’s clever twists. In this collection, we’ve curated 80+ hilarious shayari translated into Urdu for global audiences. Whether you’re a student, a friend looking to prank, or someone who loves poking fun at life, these couplets will leave you grinning. So, sit back, share these gems, and let the laughter roll!
Top Famous Funny Shayari in Urdu
Tum ho sache garebaan, adoo se kaho tum bachche nawaazdaar jaa to…
Main taar kar kehna fikar, main abhi gaya hoon, dard gaya hoon, shayar to yeh main thi hi thi!
Budget mein kharcha hai, par humko maloom hai…
Ration ki kami hai, par humko maloom hai!
Tu le aayi thi nasha, phir chali gayi…
Ab hum bhi chale apni marzi se!
Office ki files ko dekho, dil ki lakeer bhi kho gayi…
Boss ka ‘kam kro’ ka order sun ke, dimaag to pehle hi phoot gaya!
Love mein kharcha bada hai, par dil ka hisaab kahan…
Ek SMS chala, balance low hai—ab kya kheinchein hum aankh?
Dosti ka rishta hai pyara, par paisa lagta hai bada…
Party dete hain hum sabko, bill aata hai to ‘battery low’ ka bahana!
Salad khao, weight kam karo, par dil ko rokein kaise…
Ek fry piece chhupake khaya, ab guilt se so jao hum!
Subah ka alarm baji, lekin neend ki hansi thi…
‘Snooze’ dabaya to phone ne bhi kaha—‘Arre, so jao fir se!
Girlfriend ka call aaya, dosti ke group mein mute…
Ab wo ro rahi hai, par dost bolte hain—‘Bro, legend!
Bachpan mein mummy kehti thi—‘Padhai kar lo, life set hai…’
Ab padhai ki hai, life set nahi, par bills to set hona chahiye!
Shopping chal?’ bola maine, wife ne rosh keh diya—‘Haan, lekin ATM se pehle!’
Ab ATM ka balance dekho… shopping? ‘Kal chalein?
Instagram pe story bana, ‘Life is cool’ likha…
Par ghar pe bhookha khada, fridge to khali hai, chalo selfie le le!
Gym join kiya, membership liya, selfie liye ‘motivation’ ke liye…
Ab membership expire hui, par selfie abhi viral hai!
Mobile ka screen dekho, dil ki dhadkan bhi slow hai…
‘Charging’ ka icon hai, par zindagi bhi ‘low battery’ ki tarah!
Salad kehte hain ‘healthy,’ par taste to khaak hai…
Ek fry piece chhupa ke khaya—ab guilt se ro raha dil!
Shopping chalein?’ bola maine, wife ne rosh se kaha—
‘Haan, magar ATM se pehle!’ Ab ATM ka balance dekho…
Instagram pe story bana, ‘Life is cool’ likha…
Par ghar pe bhookha khada, fridge to khali hai, chalo selfie le le!
Gym join kiya, membership liya, selfie liye ‘motivation’ ke liye…
Ab membership expire hui, par selfie abhi viral hai!
Girlfriend ka call aaya, dosti ke group mein mute…
Ab wo ro rahi hai, par dost bolte hain—‘Bro, legend!’
Bachpan mein mummy kehti thi—‘Padhai kar lo, life set hai…’
Ab padhai ki hai, life set nahi, par bills to set hona chahiye!
Subah ka alarm baji, lekin neend ki hansi thi…
‘Snooze’ dabaya to phone ne bhi kaha—‘Arre, so jao fir se!
Karo study, warna mummy rovayegi…
Par rozana mummy rovayegi to bhi kya kru?
Tu le aayi thi nasha, phir chali gayi…
Ab hum bhi chale apni marzi se!
Gym join kiya, membership liya, selfie liye ‘motivation’ ke liye…
Ab membership expire hui, par selfie abhi viral hai!
Instagram pe story bana, ‘Life is cool’ likha…
Par ghar pe bhookha khada, fridge to khali hai, chalo selfie le le!
Bachpan mein mummy kehti thi—‘Padhai kar lo, life set hai…’
Ab padhai ki hai, life set nahi, par bills to set hona chahiye!
Subah ka alarm baji, lekin neend ki hansi thi…
‘Snooze’ dabaya to phone ne bhi kaha—‘Arre, so jao fir se!
Mobile chal raha hai, par dil ko lag raha hai…
‘Battery low’ ka icon dekho—ab yahan bhi tension hai!
Salad kehte hain ‘healthy,’ par taste to khaak hai…
Ek fry piece chhupa ke khaya—ab guilt se ro raha dil!
Shopping chalein?’ bola maine, wife ne rosh se kaha—
‘Haan, magar ATM se pehle!’ Ab ATM ka balance dekho…
Padhai ki kitaab khul gayi, magar dimaag kharaab ho gaya…
Kal exam hai, par humko maloom hai—kuch nahi aata!
Instagram pe story bana, ‘Life is cool’ likha…
Par ghar pe bhookha khada, fridge to khali hai, chalo selfie le le!
Gym join kiya, membership liya, selfie liye ‘motivation’ ke liye…
Ab membership expire hui, par selfie abhi viral hai!
Girlfriend ka call aaya, dosti ke group mein mute…
Ab wo ro rahi hai, par dost bolte hain—‘Bro, legend!
Bachpan mein mummy kehti thi—‘Padhai kar lo, life set hai…’
Ab padhai ki hai, life set nahi, par bills to set hona chahiye!
Subah ka alarm baji, lekin neend ki hansi thi…
‘Snooze’ dabaya to phone ne bhi kaha—‘Arre, so jao fir se!
Tu le aayi thi nasha, phir chali gayi…
Ab hum bhi chale apni marzi se!
Shopping chal?’ bola maine, wife ne rosh keh diya—‘Haan, lekin ATM se pehle!’
Ab ATM ka balance dekho… shopping? ‘Kal chalein?
Gym join kiya, membership liya, selfie liye ‘motivation’ ke liye…
Ab membership expire hui, par selfie abhi viral hai!
Instagram pe story bana, ‘Life is cool’ likha…
Par ghar pe bhookha khada, fridge to khali hai, chalo selfie le le!
Bachpan mein mummy kehti thi—‘Padhai kar lo, life set hai…’
Ab padhai ki hai, life set nahi, par bills to set hona chahiye!
Subah ka alarm baji, lekin neend ki hansi thi…
‘Snooze’ dabaya to phone ne bhi kaha—‘Arre, so jao fir se!
Tu le aayi thi nasha, phir chali gayi…
Ab hum bhi chale apni marzi se!
Shopping chal?’ bola maine, wife ne rosh keh diya—‘Haan, lekin ATM se pehle!’
Ab ATM ka balance dekho… shopping? ‘Kal chalein?
Gym join kiya, membership liya, selfie liye ‘motivation’ ke liye…
Ab membership expire hui, par selfie abhi viral hai!
Instagram pe story bana, ‘Life is cool’ likha…
Par ghar pe bhookha khada, fridge to khali hai, chalo selfie le le!
Bachpan mein mummy kehti thi—‘Padhai kar lo, life set hai…’
Ab padhai ki hai, life set nahi, par bills to set hona chahiye!
Boss ke gusse ka scene dekho, par smile chadh gaya…
‘Kam kro’ ka order sun ke, dil ne bhi kaha—‘Aaj to chutti chahiye!
Love mein to hum hain ‘hero,’ par wallet mein hai zero…
‘Date’ pe paise kharche, ab girlfriend ko kaise samjhaun—‘Sorry, bro!
Dost milte hain ‘free mein,’ par kharcha bada hai…
Party mein khana khaya, bill aaya to—‘Battery low, kal de denge!’
Subah uth ke dekha—‘Dimaag kharab, mood off…’
Par kaamna ek hai—‘Chai to peete hain, phir jahaan!’
Salad khaya, par fry ki khushboo aayi…
Man gaya—‘Ek plate chahiye!’ Diet? ‘Kal se!
Facebook pe ‘happy’ dikha, par dil hai udaas…
‘Like’ kiye log, par koi poochta nahi—‘Arre, sab theek hai?
Exam ke din padhai—‘Allah ka naam le ke…’
Par Google ki help li, phir bhi number aaye—‘Just pass!
Movie chalein?’ bola maine, wife ne muskayi—
‘Haan, magar purse khali hai!’ Ab plan? ‘TV hi dekho!
Zindagi ka formula samjho—‘Paisa kamao, khush rho…’
Par salary aayi, bills gayi—‘Ab khushiyon ka kya?’
Dost mila to life set, par paisa? ‘Kahan se lau…’
‘Treat’ maangi to bola—‘Bro, kal chalein, ATM se pehle!’
Conclusion
Funny Urdu shayari is more than just humor; it mirrors life’s absurdities, wrapped in clever wordplay. These 80+ Hinglish translations capture the essence of Mazahiya Shayari, making it accessible to all. From poking fun at student struggles to celebrating chaotic relationships, each couplet is a reminder to laugh through life’s ups and downs. Share these with friends, use them as WhatsApp statuses, or simply enjoy a chuckle alone. After all, as the shayars say: “Zindagi ke har pal mein hansna seekho, kyunki ghum to rozana hai!” (Learn to laugh in every moment, for sorrow is daily!). Keep smiling, keep sharing, and let the shayari roll!
